As promised I will tell my story today. My first story is about an old man that spend his whole Christmas Eve stuck in his septic tank as he slipped when he tried to reach the clog. His head was stuck and his feet kicking the air.
My second story was about a man that marries a dog (it was apparently the most popular as around 4 people choose the same story). The story was about a man that liked to abuse dogs when he was a kid (by throwing stones or hang them on the tree). However he had a bad luck throughout his life, one day he visited a shaman. The shaman said that the only way to overcome the bad luck and make amend to his past mistakes is to marry a dog. The man went on with the wedding.
My third story was about a bogus waiter, he approached two unsuspecting couple in two different restaurant within 2 hours and asked them whether they need anything else before paying. In the end the swindler ran off with 180+ bucks.
My fourth story (which was probably the longest and also my favourite), was about a mentally disordered man. He was asked to present his liquid assets as evidence and he ended up submitting bottle fulls of liquid from his ass. The court overturn the evidence and he misunderstood it and overturn the bottle which splattered the content of the bottle all over the lawyer desk. The court also questioned why he had faulty earring and his house is full of holes. He replied it was because of his Doggon Wii Gun (which the judge corrected it was Nintendo Wii Gun later on). He said it was only a toy gun then he took the gun out and started firing in the courtroom. Fortunately only a pigeon was harmed during the incident. The man was put into prison, however his mental disability appeared to have infected his inmates. On the day of that inmate’s release, he took off his own pants and started to pee all over the courtroom.
Today, is another group work (same members as yesterday). We were supposed to share our stories within our own group. I liked Shermin’s story about the kangaroo (kangaroo which was raised by a family and saved the man of the family when he was struck by an accident). After that the class proceeded with a story sharing session within the whole class. However, there is a catch. We were supposed to tell the story of our teammates, not our own.
After presentation, Alan asked us to fill the questions and do journal for Project 3. He said he will explain about learning contract in the near future.
Andreas Mas'Oen (0705922c)
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